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You do not like Green Squares of Scam?

I would not eat them on a dare,

I know the point of this is to not be gatekeep-y but…

What’s going on with people not realizing Latinos are predominately conservative and Catholic - especially in parts of the country where they’ve been established well before the original colonies on the East Coast? Salinas was literally Spanish ruled Mexico up until 180~ years ago, complete with all the colorism and

And what a game to lose yourself in, especially back then. One of those games I wish I could wipe my memory of and experience again for the first time. Fuck sleep, Patrick Stewart with his dying breath gave me a VERY important task and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let sleep get in the way. This world ain’t gonna

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t care what I think, and even if she did I wouldn’t have anything useful to say, so I’ll just move on to the next article.

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“One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires.”

Is it possible that Lorde just isn’t as great a young pop singer as everyone wanted her to be? When “Royals” came out there was certainly something in the cultural air. Maye kids had just never heard anyone harmonize before.

It’s just a Reading Rainbow in the Dark.

Hologram Ronnie James Dio would need to stand on a hologram box to see over the lectern.

Hologram Alex Trebek. Or hologram Ronnie James Dio. 

Does the header image lady realize that by cutting a hole in your mask like that, you’re basically walking around with a glory hole on your face?

Now here’s where I ask the management of the Private Equity group that seems to be running Kinja into the ground, if they intend to erase the rights of women, non-white men and LGBTQ+?

I would agree to both. :)  And also Oblivion.  Would love to see that as well.

Meanwhile, I would commit any heinous act imaginable for a modern/remastered New Vegas.

Dammit, Bethesda! If you have to do another remaster, do Fallout 3 or Morrowind, for god’s sake!

He drove his Chevy to the levy, but regretfully, the levy was not dry.

Can’t wait to see him fill his gas tank.

I wonder if he is punching Jesus as we speak

I have very little stake in who is chosen (apart from reviling this guy for obviously being an asshole), since I don’t watch Jeopardy, and didn’t see ANY of the guests trying out. However, I am totally over this increasing trend to hire actors to host game shows. Acting and hosting are a totally different skill set,