Why was he in Florida?

It’s a shitty cosplay of Leatherface.

It wasn’t in LaCenter? I’m shocked.

Why don’t you get off your lazy ass, pick up a gun and go fight for the Afghani people or shut the fuck up chicken shit.

At least it didn’t catch on fire like they’re submarines do.

All car dealers in SLO county are shitheads.

I approve!

You summoned it, you have to clean up after it.

MSI always gets a star.

Glitter, the Herpes of the crafts world.

What? Are you telling me Nessie and Pogo Pogo aren’t real either? I may have to rethink everything about Kennedy assassinating the Moon now.

If it wasn’t for the DHMO lobby humans would live for a thousand years and our farts would repair the Ozone Layer.

Someone needs to corner the Motel 6 market.

Pontiac was an Ottowa war chief, not a nation.

Pontiac was a war chief, not a nation.

That pic is so fucking wrong, yet so fucking right.

Lin Woods is his lawyer, who knows what batshit crazy defense they’re going to use.

It looks like the Popemobile fucked a hearse.

High N Dry is Def Leppard’s best album, hands down.

Eye see what you’re saying.