It’s the modern version of I was just following orders.

Incel turtle refuses to leave shell for 25 years.

I like Duckworth too, and I’d like to see her heading the VA if she leaves the Senate.

I see Monster has been hanging out with the assholes from Harmony Gold.

We can only hope.

Yeah, these look like assholes from Vancouver or La Center.

I hear Hemlock cured all of Socrates ills.

I can’t wait for them to start pushing Poison Hemlock..

Check out the band Sound Barrier. They’re an 80's Sunset Strip band and are badass musicians. I think the guitar player was in Fishbone for awhile.

Mmmmmmm, Freedom S’mores.

Or the Jizz Mopper at the local nudie booth.

Dreaming Neon Black is an amazing album.

That is some Rob Zombie Presents: The Little Devil’s Rejects Children’s Show shit.

Yep, they’re the two sides of the fanatic coin.

You are welcome.

Rooo is a treasure, something you will never be.

Lady Liberty rots away, no truth, no justice, the American way.

He looks like Moby’s angry Grandpa.

The backseat of any of the Ford vans I toured in.

I’m sending my kids to school with The Bartenders Bible.