Depends how you are defining “fascism”, then. If you go by the scholarly definition of the specific political ideology, no I didn’t. If you use facism as broadly as the right love to use “socialism,” then I guess I did. But you really shouldn’t be doing the latter

Like, how bad a cyst? Cause demon/witch threesomes sound like a great time.

Condoms are masks for a particular form of sneezing.

They have pills for that.

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

She’s also missing out on some of Robin Williams’ most riveting work.

Came here to say this, too. Jezebel is once again talking out of both sides of their mouth. You don’t get to claim to support Britney, and then go back to the same gossip and trash-talk that is literally the poison running through her entire life. Do better. 

I understand that this is dirtbag, so the flippant tone is expected, but it seems oddly callous and weird to me that you’re treating a situation involving alleged guardianship abuse as a sibling rivalry. If Britney Spears’ testimony is anything to go by, she holds her entire family responsible for the abuse she has…

Cawthorn’s disability isn’t that he can’t walk, it’s that he can’t think.

Damn, would I love to see someone tip his ass out of that chair at the top of a very long flight of stairs.

“This is objectively the worst piece of media in human history. B minus.”

“spent the last year hoarding vaccines.”

Lea Thompson...Yep, still smokin’ hot.

Because they hate their kids more and rather put them in daycare while they get drunk off boxed wine.

Chopper best be getting to the murdering next week! He better be the reason why the empire went from clone to enlisted troopers so quickly.

From the picture, I can think of a few others.

Perry Ford of SLO is my local Ford dealer, and is one of the main reasons I didn’t buy a Bronco. Their pricing structure is shady AF. I tried to get them to commit to MSRP on an order I placed on launch day and they first told me “No problem, let’s get that paperwork going” only to change to “We never said that” 2…

Trees only look big and fluffy. Anyone who has had to take a chainsaw to a fallen maple tree knows the reality.

“When it’s cold out, can you see better?”