He clearly wasn’t a team player, since his only true joy was playing with himself.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

It’s gas, grass or ass. Get it right. It’s the sacred code we hitchhikers live by. 

Two words: Space Nazis.

Florida man, Florida man
sneaking a vape while on the can
Spirit Airlines is no longer a fan
Florida man

OMG if Meghan McCain reads my comments I would be so honored.

Good. I am against the whole idea of Influencers as a profession.

We all came out to Murmansk, way up on the Barents shoreline
to test seismos with a mobile; we didn’t have much time.
Old Putin and his cronies were blasting things underground.
But some stupid with a Twitter claimed he didn’t hear a sound.

Pimento cheese is nasty crap second only to pimento loaf in making anything it touches inedible.

I Know What You Couldn’t Hardly Wait For Last Summer
and the inevitable Wayans Bros. take:
Shitty Movie

Counter theory: Ron Perlman spoiled us for other Hellboy movies......

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

He was obviously rooting for Cersei, since she also screwed a brother.

Yeah I don’t play ‘games’ like that, money isn’t worth being forced to hang out with people you work with.

I am so glad I don’t have a job that expects me to socialize with work people outside of work, because I would not do that bullshit.

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

If it were “just Chick-fil-A”, I wouldn’t be angry.

Trans-Targaryen Orchestra

I can’t believe no one has commented that maraschino cherries suck and they are welcome to leave them off.

♪ You’re seeing now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars,
I’ve been living on the edge so long, where the winds of Limbo roar.
And I’m young enough to look at,
And far old to see, all the stars are on the inside.
I’m not sure that’s there’s anything left to me ♫