I’d ask Admiral Ackbar to weigh in before I did something like this.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

I never get picked for anything.......

That comment must have felt like a gunshot to the gut for Scalise..............Oh, wait. 

“You don’t understand, That’s different!”

If you get a government paycheck, you are a Socialist. If you are a government contractor, you are a Socialist. If you collect government benefits, you are a Socialist.

I loved this (from NYT):

Does the transmission come with a Maximum Overdrive?

Filed to: Have no use for this / want it anyway

I’m going with:

As someone who was a kid in the early ‘80s I have to agree.

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and point and laugh.
—Trumpymandias

Keep your money, ‘cause you ain’t getting mine. That’s a sucker bet. Of course she thinks she’s a Christian.

I’ve got 50 bucks that says Crystal Minton thinks of herself as a Christian.

Yesterday I saw him referred to as Agolf Twitler.  I don’t know if that’s a new one; if not, I don’t know how I’ve missed seeing it so far.

Guys. Guys. Guys. I just saw one better than “Mango Unchained.” Ready?

Pfft. I hunt for meat. Can't eat antlers. I've got all the knife handles I need. Trophy hunting is the opposite of responsible herd culling.

Your title refers to her as a hunter. She’s a poacher. Calling her a hunter is sorta like calling a shoplifter a ‘customer’.

“Why was the president breathing like this?”

To get our hopes up.