Who wears short shorts?

Isn’t that an oxymoron?

I believe that state-approved murder is wrong in both cases. Ends don’t justify the means and eye for an eye leaves everyone blind. I could be angry at the white man for destroying my Chippewa ancestors or I can get educated, live a fruitful life and help others that are still struggling to fix what the white man…

No. Trump is narcissistic and and idiot. This guy is literally a remnant of the military dictatorship that the term "neo-fascist" was created to describe. 

Conservatives believe in the sanctity of property rights... that is until a brown person holds property that they want for themselves.

Not only that, but this part:

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

I googled it. Numerous sites say the biological half life is 18 hours. Most of these sites look to ke like they exist to facilitate cheating by educating the user how long to stop them prior to testing.

Also, according to websites that seem to exist to help competitors beat drug testing, Turinabol has a half life of 16 hours. 18 months is roughly 800 half lives of Turniabinol, meaning his level back then would have been 60 x 2^800 pg/dl. I think that’s 6.7 x 10^215 kg/dl which is denser than a black hole (4x 10^14…

But the distinct lack of upper case makes it clear that the words were being used descriptively, and not as a title. And in that case, “special forces” is indeed a fully appropriate way to label elite military forces of any ilk.

LEGO Bricks should be considered a family heirloom and passed down from generation to generation. My mom’s Aunt gave My brother and I a box of her kids old LEGO Bricks when we were young to help us start our collection(LEGO has always been expensive). Over the years of our childhood we collected sets with allowance…

THE PLURAL OF LEGO IS LEGO! IT’S LIKE SAYING SHEEPS INSTEAD OF SHEEP!!

I like to just spread them out on the ground so that people can discover them for themselves.  It’s like finding a quarter!

I don’t think he could dodge a glacier.

Dominos in the penis and the vagina—I need to reread the rules to Mexican Train...

Yep, looks like a CV boot, tears like a CV boot.

As a veteran who has given so much, 3 limbs, I feel deeply invested to this nation to ensure future generations have everything we have today.

Well, it certainly isn’t for melting beams of a certain variety.

B-?? What is this motherfuckery? Death by Santa to you for sure.