A-wings are the P-51 to the X-wings P-47.

It’s time to start drug testing our elected officials.

Papa Johns, shitty customers, shitty pizza.

Are you stoned, stupid, or both?

Well it is by the asshole of California, Bakersfield.

When are we getting an apology for Rock Star?

Was Trump hiding in the fireplace?

What is it called, Dora Gets Deported?

This is the best response ever.

What the fuck are you blathering about you inbred simpleton?

I get what you’ve been saying, but most of these nazis have only learned through violence. They made a mistake they got beat,talked out of turn they got beat. Most of them never learned through love and compassion so they only respond to violence.

Or some asshole will try to torch it.

Yeah, SLO county looks like it’s gonna suck for rec weed. They hate us stoners but love all the drunk ass cork dorks on our back roads.

I’ve started calling her Beltway Becky.

What a good little Soviet you are.

Don’t blame yourself for Trump, blame the Cubs for winning the World Series. I do.

Politics have been in sports longer than you’ve been alive. Get the fuck over it.

Conservative cowards guilt is the best guilt.

I think he’s upset because the cleaners put too much starch in his klan hood.

Someone is earning their Rubles.