“We don’t believe that bans have ever worked on anything.”

I wonder if this will apply to conservatives protesting oh say a pro-choice event on campus? Who am I kidding, monkeys will fly out of my ass before that happens.

Shouldn’t this be under No Shit, not News Analysis?

KFC, it’s finger fuckin’ good.

Lady no one cares about you or your husband’s conservative cowards guilt.

Your loyal Moff is ready to dispense justice my Lord.

Damn, I wish I could give you more than one star.

She looks like The Michelin Man painted pink for breast cancer awareness. Who the fuck dresses her?

He’s upset because he’s an old man that’s angry about her having bigger balls than he has.

I suffer from that some times and fish oil capsules clear it up for me. you might want to try them.

Wow, they’re gonna have to change the term cuck to Trump Ethics Lawyer.

The Legion of Dumbfucks.

All hail our samurai cat overlords.

When I watch porn the only person I abuse is myself.

At least David Coverdale can sing.

That whole conversation was awesome.

Or take some of these statues down with some homemade thermite.

Wow, it’s like the 1980's showed up and vomited all over these people.

And too many people think the “best” martial artist is also the one with the flashiest moves. If you want flashy martial artists watch a movie with a dancer (like Patrick Swayze) playing the role.

I’d rather have white guilt than conservative cowards guilt.