Send them to your local Republican headquarters.

More like an overabundance of fucking idiots in the south county and stupid fucking assholes in the north county.

No, Big Sur won’t be cleared until next year.

Judging by Sloth’s ears he had plastic surgery and became Jeff Sessions.

American boots that were made in China.

Or we could send him hunting with Dick Cheney.

I agree with you except for the shitty SLO drivers being transplants. We just have a weird curse in SLO that just kills people’s driving IQ no matter how well they drive elsewhere, be they native or tourist. I think we’re cursed for killing James Dean.

Yeah, Fresno and San Luis Obispo County have the dumbest drivers in California.

And C.H.U.D.s

I want this on a shirt.

Yeah, whoever edited that pic should really start looking for a new job in another field.

I think Zack needs to meet Mr. Pickles.

Is the train named Karma?

You mean that Doobie Bros song doesn’t say “Jesus is just alt-right with me”?

I’m with you, and I say this as a Giants fan.

He’s upset Pelosi has more balls than he will have in his life.

That’s what the year was. I couldn’t remember it for my comment.

“For some reason, this issue of an alien has become paramount to the colonists of LV-426.” Colonial Jizz Mopper Pence, LV-426

Maybe it means he’s going to add the saved money to his own bank account.

I had a ‘94 and I so miss that car.