Dude, no, just no. The joke is Some Guy on the Internet saying "So you're saying that anything below the median price house should be condemned? That's half of the houses in the country!" and then I said "And all of those houses are in the rust belt." I'm not saying it's a good joke or a funny joke, but your fucking…

Dude, if they were shooting only white people, this would already be on CNN. Also, saying "white people will be the minorities in the US" is incredibly stupid. I'm looking at a projection right now from the census bureau and even when white people dip below 50%, they will still be the largest racial group. It's not…

Wow, you are so obtuse it's painful. Try reading what I said again. At no point was anyone talking about San Francisco (you can scroll up to see the entire conversation from the beginning starting with Micah). Micah said the article isn't talking about the minimum salary to buy a home, but the minimum salary to buy a…

I don't know who or what you think I was responding to, but I was responding to "So you're saying that anything below the median price house should be condemned? That's half of the houses in the country!" (hint: it will say after the commenter's user name which user they are responding to). It was a joke, and the joke…

And all of those houses are in the rust belt.

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It was nice, but Super Mario World is on SNES and 16-bit.

I don't know. Just from looking at the screenshot of the video at the end of the article, her body looks rather large for her height. I definitely wouldn't say she's obese, but she's certainly very overweight. I think the top portion of her outfit is also just flattering.

She is fat. Fat isn't an objective status, and we live in a society with an obesity epidemic, so maybe your view is askew. Maybe my view is askew. But she calls herself fat, and I think it's pretty apparent that she is fat.

NEVER!!!!

I knew roughly how many moons each planet has (and I know a number of their names). It was a joke because those would be fucking horrible names.

I would argue that a lot of it probably stems from Victoria Beckham giving the name some cachet. She named her child explicitly after the borough. I'd agree that the parents probably aren't choosing it with dreams of Roberta's and BAM in their eyes, but the name is coming from the "hipness" that Brooklyn emanates.

I know I'm being pedantic, but Brooklyn isn't a neighborhood. Go home, San Francisco.

I'm guessing Io or Tarvos.

Totally. That would be a badass little boy.

No, seriously? You really believe this is a case of New York being self-centered? I would guess that Brooklyn as a name in probably 95% of cases is from the borough or from another child named after the borough. The other 5% I guess could come from other cities named that.

But you know Jar Jar's always talking to himself saying, "But you have no friends. Nobody likes you."

You're going to look a lot better with your shirt tucked in. Especially if you aren't stick-thin. I would think a man would not want to look like a fat slob. I agree with your opinion on number 4, though.