NEVER!!!!

I knew roughly how many moons each planet has (and I know a number of their names). It was a joke because those would be fucking horrible names.

I would argue that a lot of it probably stems from Victoria Beckham giving the name some cachet. She named her child explicitly after the borough. I'd agree that the parents probably aren't choosing it with dreams of Roberta's and BAM in their eyes, but the name is coming from the "hipness" that Brooklyn emanates.

I know I'm being pedantic, but Brooklyn isn't a neighborhood. Go home, San Francisco.

I'm guessing Io or Tarvos.

Totally. That would be a badass little boy.

No, seriously? You really believe this is a case of New York being self-centered? I would guess that Brooklyn as a name in probably 95% of cases is from the borough or from another child named after the borough. The other 5% I guess could come from other cities named that.

But you know Jar Jar's always talking to himself saying, "But you have no friends. Nobody likes you."

You're going to look a lot better with your shirt tucked in. Especially if you aren't stick-thin. I would think a man would not want to look like a fat slob. I agree with your opinion on number 4, though.