Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

If a kid drank raw milk their whole life it probably wouldn’t make them sick. I’ve been eating raw egg since I was a kid and I’m essentially immune to salmonella poisoning (I’ve eaten things with others on multiple occasions where I was the only one who didn’t get sick, including a very unfortunate office party).

You probably typed this with your wifi turned on, which we all know causes electromagnetic fields that impact the macroflavotrol of the post. Nice try, Big Milk shill.

their mistake was so bad that it made me grimace

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

whoops, five. fuck it.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

The only thing dirtier than the water

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

“I promise I will do everything I can to help figure out a solution before the clock runs out.”

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

Morgan shot himself with his gun while cleaning it

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

How do you not feel like a loser if you win by cheating. This applies to doping as well. If I won a competition by cheating I would feel like a total loser. Or, would the millions in sponsor payouts ease my conscious.

Here is the original explanation from when people first suspected...