Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

Man, Luke and Owen Wilson don’t look happy.

Wait, are you specifically talking about me or are you using ‘you’ in a more general way?

“‘Get out of here or I have a gun.’ And he goes, ‘Fuck y’all, I got one too.’ And he grabs the gun and then he shoots him in the back. He’s dead.”

Some of those are just hard fouls and linconsequitual. I mean, this video’s creator is being pretty linsolent to NBA refs. But if he is right and race is involved, that makes this whole situation linsufferable.

Yes. You were so busy preemptively shitting on everybody, you forgot to say something funny or interesting.

The way they’re going with their immigration policies, the Brits don’t seem to want Britain anymore.

“What happened to this society,” Payton asked, slowly shaking his head. “It’s all guns, guns, guns now, when all this stuff could easily be handled by implementing a system of bounties.”

Who Gat

#NotAllSidewalks

#BlackTopMatters

This is quite the nadir for Summit.

Tyson: Congrats, University of Cincinnati!

Thinthinatti.

Bang.

This isn't getting enough love.

Starred for the high likelihood that the Browns have been calling Manziel by the wrong first name for two years.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

“Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, you’re the Cleveland Brownest!” — Lucy

You act like he has lots of options. I don't think this was some bidding war. He's lucky not to be toiling away in the CFL with Manziel next year.