i think u mean disenchanted.

Leave Sly and the family alone.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

He finally threw something that connected

Here’s what it would look like if Brady and Manning switched teams and then put on each other’s jerseys to fuck with people.

HamNo would critique this guys form and discuss how he’s neglecting his core. Then he’d bitch about yogurt for 5,000 words.

“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

Tomsula was reportedly spotted sans mustache at a Gold’s Gym in California last week

Spaghetti-os? That’s richman food. All you really need is a bulk of dry noodles (spaghetti or otherwise—doesn’t really matter. They’re all “noodle” flavor and taste the same) along with some ketchup packets.

I blame Frank and Joe Hardy who failed to solve The Mystery of the Missing Touchdowns.”

Thomas Hardy too. He couldn’t stop the convergence of this twain.

Chip Kelly’s system is a natural fit for them. The 49ers offense is already one of the quickest in the league at getting on and off the field.

Oh, wow. That’s so weird. I saw that guy in Vegas last night.

Oh sure, let’s all blame the D-FENS

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

Canada has a defense minister?!

Im very racist and even I know the difference.

Straight