From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

I refuse to applaud a corporation for its Brave Admission that it's been fucking its customers sideways and refusing to do things that all of its competitors have done better at for over a decade now, and its pledge that they'll totally try harder now, guys, seriously. They don't get shit until they've turned words…

Oh Hai! LOL! OK so I live here in Southern California. You want to know what blows my mind? The way we insist on transforming every area we live in to look like a forest! You look over Orange County, and it looks like there are trees everywhere- patches of grass- why?!? Why do we need this? Why can't we simply…

Himmler's List is one of my favorite movies. I thought Leslie Nielsen was fantastic as Odin Himmler

Then, he may just need to start drinking.

Nice "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" reference!

"We are happy to clarify..." "We are happy to make clear..."

reading the whole article would help you here:

I completely agree. I understand why people believe cheating is wrong, but I don't understand why they get so incredibly upset and judgmental about it. Very rarely are people cheating just because they want to fuck around, it's usually an incredibly complex issue. I wish people would show a bit more empathy when…

Thank you for sharing, Amy. I'm also befuddled by the overwhelming negative comments about Ashley Madison and cheating in general on Jez. THAT is the one topic guaranteed to get tongues clucked and pearls clutched, like no other.

Apologies about my tone. I've noticed I'm taking out my phone frustrations on random internet users.

Offer a required course...who learned you to spoke?

*Suggestion: Install beer sprinklers. Save cups.

say it, frenchie!

Yes, it's chow-DERRR.

Classic Tyler!