I loved Selfie. Freaking loved it.

I love this show. Last week when they were pouring Pert into a Pert Plus bottle to display wealth, I died.

This show is probably my favorite new comedy of the 2014/2015 Season. Perfectly cast, sharply written, and the jokes just don't stop.

Yet...

About them calling it the National Football League, instead of just saying NFL.

That doesn't explain "the quarterback position."

He's been in training since he was just a kid.

You mess with the ram you get fucked up

Weird. Why did you ask the question if you already knew the answer?

You're talking apples and oranges. To begin with, sponsored content are posts written by advertisers. They're nothing but ads. Of course they're heavily moderated (or have comments disabled completely).

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

Football's proving to be the real life version of the game you'd play as a kid where you'd ask someone if they would take a year off their life for a million dollars

Not like this. CTE, like Alzheimers, is degenerative and removes memory. Memory is a large part of what makes us human. The disease wears down your humanity, your connection to people, and then kills the body. No thanks. Your larger point stands but there are exceptions and CTE is one mother of an exception.

Jay Z's face ain't bad either.

JAY Z reaction is the best

R.I.P. Dean, you brought untold joy to my alumni mother and provided tons of great childhood memories to me.

In 1969, Charlie Scott lost the ACC player of the year award to John Roche (white) of South Carolina. Further, five writers left Scott off their all-ACC ballots entirely. Smith went after them directly, saying the choice was borne of bigotry (or ignorance, but we know what was really the case.)