I'm hoping he can tell me where I can purchase free-range mammoth meat so I can eat like my ancestors.

Nope, crippled is an okay word. My mother is a polio survivor. Do you want to know how much pain medicine she's on, at 80 years of age, because of the damage? What she takes to get out of bed and into her wheelchair every morning would literally kill a horse. Doctors like this should lose their licenses.

Hey, he's a good guy. My kids are in art class with his. They love it.

I'm a big fan of what's called paleo-nutrition, so our children eat foods that our ancestors have been eating for millions of years … That's the best way to protect."

Say whatever you want about Heath Evans, but he *is* on record. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap…

Psssshhh. Only 14 years of solid income? Bobby Bonilla is not impressed.

Max Scherzer's Agent: [tosses out somewhat misleading contract figures]

Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

They thought they were kidnapping Stuart Appleby.

Pretty sloppy work by Kurt Busch's ex, in my opinion.

We're assuming McDonald's compensated Ken Gage to use his photo, which makes him a sellout, too.

Actually, it's about ethics in fast food journalism.

"Football is a poorly designed sport to begin with."

What a clutch throw by Romo.

Not the Golden Globes, but here's a red carpet shot with Laura making a great face:

I know one thing - black people aren't tripping over themselves to buy "I am PFC Adam Torres" t-shirts and raise thousands of dollars for his defense fund.

I wonder if all the racist trolls will come out in force here to say they were bad characters who deserved what was coming to them. Something tells me they won't.