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Game, set, match you sir have won the internets.

Are you familiar with the Gene Harris one?

Holy shit, I didnt' know she had such a nice singing voice!

The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

Thank goodness Titz69 spoke his mind on the issue, now I know which way I should side in the debate

One day last year I requested all complaints ever filed with the FTC (not FCC, but whatever) about any Gawker Media properties.

"There's an easy answer, of course, which is just to go to Barnes & Noble or, better yet, your localindependent bookseller for these titles. Better yet, go to them for all of your book needs until this anti-consumer muscle-flexing subsides. Amazon has every right to fight dirty. And you have every right to show them…

The best thing to do would be for everyone to close their Amazon account and let them know that this behaviour isn't tolerated. It's not like you can't get anything from Amazon anywhere else, honestly. There's no need for one.

We have not found any evidence that Thomas Jefferson said or wrote, "When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny," nor any evidence that he wrote its listed variations.

Yeah, but I felt I was in the middle of a conversation, and that would've been rude. Besides, I had to re-fresh because I'd missed some articles. You know how that goes. (Sometimes I go to a site, to then quickly go to google, then forget what to google to then type same site I just *left* wtf?!'

'Tried' did it work? (I guess I can google).

Just like in corporations, they get a golden parachute—regular folk get laid off. It's a win-win at that level.