The Cards still almost blew their lead in the 9th. Unless they were just toying with the Braves, letting them think they had a chance, only to crush their hopes. But what are the chances of that?

That would be a fascinating comment if I had said the bad calls were only going one way. It was a reference to Chris’s comment: “...but for the most part their batters were too easily tempted by fastballs above the strike zone, and by the fifth inning they were taking uppercut haymaker swings at anything chest high or…

The home plate umpire was calling a lot of strikes that were clearly high and out of the zone from the first inning on, so the Nats may have felt like they had to swing at some of those bad pitches.

No, no they don’t. 

That’s exactly why I’ve been so patient with that dumb dumbbell.

There’s a reality, when someone keeps making stupid points stupidly, and ignores the valid counter arguments that expose their limp, sad, delusional but laughably self-satisfied blatherings for what they are, at a certain point it’s a waste of time to keep explaining the obvious flaws in their 9th-grade logic. At that…

Your first comment says all anyone needs to know about you and your knowledge of these subjects. But I do admire the tenacity of your stupidity. First, blaming kinja for your silly arguments. Nice.

“Anyone whose taken basic english class can tell all Musk is saying that if they unionize they will pay have to pay...”

Everybody knows why Tesla “doesn’t want em [sic]”. Except maybe you. And it has nothing to do with your scalding take about a corrupt union. It has to do with the fact that unionized employees have more rights and more control over their fate in the workplace. If there’s one person in the world who would be fine with…

Imagine what a doofus Jeremy Corbyn must be to have a terrible approval rating when a complete loser like Boris Johnson is his political opponent. Also, always read Marina Hyde for the best insights into British politics of the moment:

Has Fatty McFuckhead ever met Fuckface von Clownstick?

I would contend that, though it won’t happen, you could fire the front office and keep Gruden and you’d be much better off than firing Gruden and keeping the front office in place.

D’oh! Well, at least I didn’t put it in letters 8 feet high on a stadium scoreboard as an ‘honor’ while his family watched from the sidelines.

Well, he’s right about that. It is the organization’s fault. Williams should never play another down for that team, no matter what. And neither should Jordan Reid. The fact that they’re trying to get Reid back on the field after, what, 9 known concussions says all we need to know about what a bunch of incompetent…

At least they didn’t call FedEx field “iconic”. Or— forget it, I can’t even read the rest of that tweet (though i know Steinberg posted the quote only because it’s so breathtakingly stupid.

Tom Brady, when asked if he thinks it’s going to rain tonight:

Both could be true, though. 

“I like football season and everything that goes with it.” -source unknown

His lawyer was included on that group text So under the Latin legal concept of ipso facto doofus delicti, that means he’s immune from being charged and has to get 16 targets each week from Tom Brady (who must now invite Brown to have dinner at Brady’s home once a week for life). The law works in mysterious ways.

Anyway, $10 says Smith will be writing for Barstool in a few weeks.