Mine is more targeted. It’s an ad for vomit. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: YouTube is a toilet. These aren’t accidents or anecdotes. It’s the company’s policy and corporate mindhive: Promote hate to drive revenue like nothing else can do, unless, of course, it insults nazis.

A robot batter would’ve swung at and hit the pitch that Justin Turner slept through to end the game on a called strike that was clearly a strike. Let the players play position defense but let’s have robot batters and pitchers so all ball/strike calls will be 100% accurate. If the robot batter swings, it must’ve been a…

Exactly. Not to mention, as this post above so perfectly illustrates, all the pain and trouble experienced by friends and family member caretakers who didn’t get the applause and accolades. 

Yeah, reads like Russian NFL bots.

Green is an attorney, a writer, a former commentator, valedictorian, father, husband, wealthy, well-educated, and 55 years old. He coaches youth football (but says he wouldn’t want his own son to play defense, for whatever that’s worth). He knows better. I can give him credit for staying positive in the face of an…

He said he had no regrets. He didn’t say he never cringed. 

Last night 60 Minutes had a story about Tim Green, ex-NFLer and writer who’s battling ALS, and it was a little infuriating to see him say the cheers from the fans 20 or 30 years ago make it worth losing 20 years of his life now. He’s obviously free to believe whatever he wants, but it does so much damage to other…

Interesting. Usually, to meet someone of Alex Stamos’s stature and intellect, one would have to spend 45 seconds reading the YouTube comments section.

Never give YouTube credit for anything because they never deserve it. 

Here’s a great example of YouTube getting its shit together. A thread on how musicians can’t simultaneously protect their work and monetize it. YouTube wants to force them to give up their copyright protections. They invite input and feedback so they can ignore it 100%. The only reason YouTube is getting its shit…

YouTube is actually a toilet that pushes shit at your asshole. Sort of like a shit-filled bidet run by dipshits, imbeciles, and liars. But otherwise, your comment is a masterpiece of inaccuracy, coprophilia, and obliviousness.

“The guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat.”

Somewhere Dwayne Haskins is smiling nervously and saying to his agent, “That won’t happen to me, right?” And when his question is met with stony silence, his leg starts twitching uncontrollably and he shouts, “Right?” Silence.

All I know is, the entire AV Club commentariat was dying to know how QT’s retirement plans affected Arcanium Five. And now we know. 

I’m betting Stephen Ross’s next press release will say that if Kenny Still believes in justice and equality as much as Ross does, he should stand up and show that he disagrees with the President by attending the fundraiser and donating $250,000 to his re-election campaign. 

Benedict Evans is an investor who works at famed Silicon Valley venture capital fund Andressen Horowitz.

And only a fucking dumbbell would work for you after reading your stupid comment. Dipshit.

You may have a fair point but, tbh, I always took my own grey-ing as a protective act, like they were saying, “You’re not going to want to be part of this shitshow.” Not because I’m always right about everything (though I am) or because my comments are all excellent (though they are), but because the mods just thought…

You’re very lucky that you’ll never have to read the Splinter comment section again. Seeing it today for the first time in a while is a nice reminder that it makes the comments on the Daily Mail website seem logical and articulate.