Your comment is stupid and uninformed. I was going to say it’s breathtakingly stupid but I worry you would accuse the letters in my reply of being chemtrails.

You must find the idea of Theranos treating its employees horribly while simultaneously screwing over its investors and making its own executives fantastically wealthy completely impossible to comprehend. 

I’m kind of surprised the Wizards missed out on signing Phil Kessel.

Bad like a fox!

IIRC, the Salt Lake City PD was even worse at how they handled this mess before the ultimate murder than the campus PD. And the campus PD was awful. 

Police departments everywhere spend so much time and money patting themselves on the back and telling themselves what a wonderful job they’re doing. Also, lying. They spend a lot of time lying and a lot of money covering up those lies.

I’m very intrigued.

In his defense, he’s a dumb dipshit.

Facebook also named a new “Sr. Exec. Assistant VP of Decency Crypto Circumvention”, who immediately said that the food served on the Boeing 737 Max 8 proves Boeing is getting better at tracking your luggage.

The Knicks will split the difference. They’ll pay him the max but Dolan will also ban him from entering MSG for life.

Don’t come down too hard on Mayo. He’s having a rough time of it.

I have it on good authority that Kurt Rambis is telling Van Wagenen what to tell the assistant bench coach to tell Callaway to do during the games. 

Well, Rosenthal nearly hit about half the batters he faced. Nice guy or not, right now he’s a menace on the mound and he really should’ve volunteered for reassignment, for the safety of hitters all over the league. 

Remember that time they brought him in with a 12-1 lead and he got it to something like 12-8? He went on the IL right after that, I think. They gave him every possible chance, and his insistence that he was just a ‘tweak’ away from regaining his previous form was insulting. The whole team was happy for him when he…

Callaway doesn’t seem mellow. He seems like a bit of a touchhole, tbh.

It’s not just girls.

Here’s video of the whole encounter:

I think minor league players get paid a lot. I mean laid a pot. I mean laid a lot. So there’s that.

I liked how, after Saturday’s disaster, Rosenthal said he felt good out there, just had a couple of mechanical things he needed to tweak but that would be ‘easy’ and then he’d be back to his old self.