The Americans gets some slack because of its use of ‘Tusk’ in S1 E1.

Or at least since this profile in courage:

Or after.

He’s cooked.

Your lip-reading skills are excellent and you’ve transcribed his gibberish perfectly. But a WH source has revealed the lyrics he practiced all morning while watching ‘Good Morning Moscow with Boris & Natasha’ on RT. So, what he was trying to sing was:

“You first!” -Jesus

After he scored the game-winner in Game 6 OT against the Pens, maybe the biggest score in Caps history, Kuznetsov spent the day walking the Clarendon neighborhood in Arlington outside of DC, shopping at Trader Joe’s or wherever and letting disbelieving fans stop him to take selfies. He really seems completely unfazed…

Who was the other guy to whiff on a puck sitting in front of an open net against Holtby? He took a mighty swing but the puck ducked under the heel of his stick. Maybe that was the Caps-Lightning series.

Milbury was saying near the end of the 2nd period that the Knights shouldn’t let Fleury back out for the third. Just let him rest and regroup for Game 5, he said.

The announcers were saying the refs just had to eject a couple of players, to calm things down. It was ridiculous to eject him, but the refs may have thought it was safer for him to be in the locker room than being a constant target for every cheap shot Gallant was telling his players to take.

Also, you send Reaves out to intentionally get himself ejected, your opponent isn’t going to forget that. Sending out that first line for the 3rd period power play drop was a big Fuck You to the Knights. And the Knights has asked for it. The Knights just didn’t like it when the Caps wouldn’t take that foot off their…

Speaking of bizarro, tonight’s Jeopardy winner took home less money than either of the losers.  

Common ground. The feel-good story of 2018.

Haha, “My arms were hacked like LeBron playing the Raptors!”

With explanations like that, he should marry Joy Reid.

They should show the Dodgers-Angels game anyway, and hope Kershaw or Ohtani pitches. But even if Ohtani just bats, it’s still a better matchup than Yankees-Blue Jays.

“I notice you completely ignore the really important question here, which is, why was Sterling Brown sitting in the parking lot, disrespecting the flag and the troops in the first place?” -Roger Goodell