You’re right that they were all beautiful goals, but you’re forgetting tonight’s true hero: Lars Eller. Without his uncanny ability to find new ways to hand the Lightning a power play advantage every three minutes, it might be just another boring 3-1 series.

That’s a lot of typing just to basically tell me that I’m correct and that you don’t know what you’re talking about.

A prophet is never appreciated in his or her own time.

I tend to agree. But apparently I don’t know anything about sports gambling, so...

Didn’t we have a comment fight a week ago or so about something? I think we did. Sorry. I think I was in a foul mood that day and should’ve just let it drop but I think I kept arguing about whatever it was. Background checks or something. Anyway, sorry if that was you and I was being ridiculous.

Yeah, sure. Anything you can imagine, good, bad, or boring, somebody somewhere is doing it right now. And maybe it’s better if they are gambling in legal, regulated ways. But, the fact that people do something anyway is not, by itself, an argument against outlawing it.

Hmm, I’m not sure you understand sports wagering or Texas high school sports intensity and reach. FWIW, the Texas high school football championship games, played at AT&T Stadium, drew an average of 20,000+ in 2017 and 25,000+ in 2016, with some games drawing over 40,000 people. You’d be hard-pressed to convince that…

I bet we won’t!

??

It’s incredibly unlikely any sports book is going to take bets on high school games.

My dad was a matador.

Novice question, but are the bull’s horns somehow malformed so they point back instead of toward the front, like a bullfighting bull’s horns usually are? Seems like the being tossed into the air part would hurt but somebody might do it, I suppose. But only if the bull wasn’t likely to gore the guy in the process, and…

Maybe Steph Curry is just not a very good basketball player. Did you ever think of that?

I wish I wuz.

Damn!

Not to be pedantic, but actually it’s “Your hitting you’re stride lately.” Come on, man, you’re better than that!

I’m just surprised Cuomo didn’t blame the massacre on DeBlasio and then cut MTA subway funding by 15% and close down the E train 4 days a week to help improve service.

You’re adorable. Don’t ever change.

This should settle it once and for all:

It’s not shown on the signage, but that $5.45 hot dog in Georgetown comes with a 2018/19 season ticket to the Wizards, so that price is particularly insulting.