Kupchak. I mean, McConnell.

The junior high AV Club editing alone is hilarious, even with the sound muted.

What did he just watch? Oh, not much. Just an ex-con Republican candidate for Senate complaining that Mitch McConnell sends jobs to “China people” and can’t be trusted because he has a “China family.”

PS: my earlier comment was meant as a reply to the author, not you directly. Sorry for misplacing it in the thread like that.

Or, the Mad Crapper, as this old bit from the National Lampoon High School Yearbook Parody would have it. The student journalists had to use “vandalism” as a euphemism for “poop”.

What was initially a tech story about Facebook tacitly acknowledging things it refused to publicly admit became instead more grist for the conservative persecution complex mill.

>>...nor am I a complete dumbass.

You’re right. I didn’t address your dumb question. Thanks for reminding me to not address it a second time.

What happens after the contact does not define what happened before the contact. He ended up on the boards because he torqued himself after the hit. That has nothing to do with whether or not the hit was legal. The league will decide that. But I suppose you’re saying if Aston-Reece had twisted into the boards then he…

By definition, launching requires something to leave the ground.

I don’t need to look again. His feet are still on the ice at the point of impact. Both players’ feet do leave the ice at the same time after initial impact. Why are you making an argument that’s so easy to disprove? Are “bent knees” the new definition of launching? If so, why are Aston-Reece’s knees bent at impact?

His feet don’t leave the ice until after contact is made. I mean, Aston-Reece’s feet leave the ice at almost the same instant as Wilson’s.

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with this girl who said Clanton was fired because he thought turkeys could fly. 

Even after seeing that still frame angle, NBC showed another, higher angle that the announcers admitted looked like a no-goal. Plus, it was the Penguins so the only logical ruling had to be: no goal!

“Anything that flies that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it.” -Crash Davis

In that gif, where is his right foot even landing? I’m all in on Otani, but that’s the pitching equivalent of Happy Gilmore’s golf swing.

This will not come as a shock to anyone who is watching “The Looming Tower”. I mean, we already knew everything dramatized in that series, and Rice is not the major character in it, but to see the pre-9/11 disinterest in terrorism play out on-screen is still depressing and a little breathtaking.

Yeah, definitely. Plus, it’s a fun sport to watch. No huddles or mound visits. Soccer’s another option since there are no time outs. But it wasn’t in the list in the original question.