IRL maybe, but the drunk can’t-keep-a-secret gag is a staple of sitcoms. They just should’ve had Dinesh getting drunk on peach schnapps, and spilling the beans like Elaine Benes.

Good point. So, we know it wasn’t funny when they didn’t turn down the volume, and you’re saying it wouldn’t be funny if they did. So, that only leaves one option: It would only be funny if they turned the volume up — and still complained about it. Which, given the quality of writing so far this season, would not…

How did this show become so inert so fast? It used to be funny and smart, with technology storylines that made sense. Did it not occur to anyone to, idk, maybe turn down the volume on Gilfoyle’s speakers? Another character on the spectrum? Hilarious. It’s like season 4 of ‘Community’, only less funny and logical.

The Angels play the Giants in late April. 90% chance Hunter Strickland intentionally hits Otani in the arm with a fastball. Or just plain beans him.

I’m afraid to even think about the new lyrics he’s adding this year to immortalize Sergio Garcia shooting a 13 on the par-5 15th hole on Thursday.

Fingers crossed.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

It’s not just Republicans. Americans in general love to hate working people, in pretty much any job, any time. Even a lot of commenters here hate the employees of Sinclair (without, you know, mentioning what perfectly blameless company they themselves work for).

“the process did not work the way it should have.”

‘Silence Kit’, ‘Elevate Me Later’, and ‘Stop Breathin’, although ‘Gold Soundz’, ‘5-4=Unity’, and ‘Range Life’ is also about as good as you can get.

Oh, “Tin Cup” is hands-down one of the greatest sports movies ever. As for ridiculous, Costner plays a round of golf using nothing but garden tools. And Don Johnson wins a classic golf bet in the most classic way ever. You can’t not watch “Tin Cup”.

Oh, I could. But I like to think I just wouldn’t.

Well, they don’t portray her as stupid, just disinterested in understanding why the IC was so concerned about al qaeda and bin Laden and unwilling to listen to details about the rising threat inside the US.

Doesn’t Cheech Marin actually say to Costner, “This is the last ball in the bag. If you don’t make this, you forfeit the US Open.” Who knew it was a prediction instead of fiction?

Blame Jeff Hoestetler, who replaced GF and didnt lead the team to any kind of score over the remaining 2 1/2 quarters.

The story of the day is Sergio “Tin Cup” Garcia doing his best Kevin Costner impersonation by hitting four (or was it five?) straight balls into the water at the 15th. As the announcer was saying, “They usually only carry six balls in their golf bags for these rounds.”

Birdshit of a feather:

And then, Jeffrey Goldberg promptly went out and hired the writer of this tweet to write opinion pieces, saying in a memo to his staff, “I’m thrilled to add a conservative voice who will powerfully articulate how and why Republicans don’t hate poor people! Wait! What?”

Wanna bet a million dollars?

There’s no telling how long this takes, as Trump famously likes his briefings short and colorful and chart-based.