This would have been more interesting if he actually joined John Wall in the NBA like the headline led me to believe.

Seriously. I meant it as a joke, but it’s one of those things that’s funny because it’s true. The Houston Comets won the WNBA Championship 4 times in a row, but they never successfully managed to get people to give a damn and so they folded because no investor would even pay $10M to own the most successful team in…

Hey fella, thanks for chiming in twice to the make the same point. And no, that’s not what I said or meant. I hoped the phrase, “in the same pattern of escalation,” would make clear that I meant, I guess it did not.  But I kind of doubt you’re actually looking to make sense of it and would rather just say Tom Wilson’s…

I thought we agreed he beat off in the shower. 

You should have thought of that before you decided to be the standard which airlines use to torture me.

[McDermott looks at the tape]

Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.

Surprised this article didn’t come out Thursday night, or with a .uk domain suffix.

I think it’s funny (DIGGS!) that you pushed this joke so far (SIDELINE!) that it genuinely upset Saints fan (TOUCHDOWN!). They want to fight you (UNBELIEVABLE!).

I never thought I’d say this, but after reading these comments, Saints fans are bigger taints than Patriots fans. Impressive.

As a Vikings fan, I'm here to tell you that, actually, this article is Good.

No, you seem insufferable. 

Did you get lost? This has a very “belongs in the Facebook comments of an ESPN article” feel.

Drew, I really hope that (DIGGS) you keep up this style of coverage of the Saints all season (SIDELINE) long. As a fellow long-suffering Vikings fan (TOUCHDOWN) I’m happy with this (UNBELIEVABLE) and want it to continue.

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

“I don’t understand why these players aren’t simply retracting their heads into their shells before contact to avoid this sort of thing.” - Mitch McConnell

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

Enough with the “The char balances the overwhelming sweetness of the s’more” bullshit. Burnt marshmallows taste like ass, plain and simple. They should be slowly toasted until the outside layer is slightly crispy and golden in color, and gooey on the inside, obviously.

I’d counter and say that this entitlement of “we need to unequivocally support the Democrats” is how we ended up anointing a deeply flawed candidate to lose what should have been a slam dunk election against Donald J Shitstain.

No surprise that Elon Musk showed up to make this all about himself. Dude loves a Grimey cave.