As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

One of those kids is probably his.

Paying taxes is the democratic way... Charity is self-serving. Eat the rich.

Whether they rap, ball or work in business, the only good millionaire is a dead millionaire

Polys want that cracker

How are the Cardinals doing this year? 

This is really myopic.

It’s cool when Megan Rapinoe does it, and cool when your daughter does it. 

They are not your kids. This is not a kids league. This is the world cup.

If you just crossed a state line and there’s a fireworks shop within 500'—they sell the good stuff.

One of my favorite stories is the time I was stopped at a red light (on my bike) when an asshole flies past me on his bike, cursing at me, only to slam into the side of a bus in the middle of the intersection.

Fuck you. Kids are dying in America’s concentration camps and it’s entirely preventable.

You’re that guy, aren’t you. I’ve heard about you.

David:

I see you took this article literally. I don’t know if this means you were trolled successfully or just a dipshit.

No, we don’t actually want them thrown in prison. Redistributing a good chunk of their wealth and weening them off of future public money would be a pretty good compromise though. Just because a bunch of…

Counterpoint:

most folks over there