a trade was fabricated to get him out of the division and into the minor leagues, they asked John Scott to tell fans not to vote for him & they asked John Scott what his 5yo daughter would think.

John Scott should have held the cheque a little higher.

The Canucks suck

My question - How the hell did Uncle Rico make enough money to buy an NFL team? Although it would explain his inability to gauge QB talent.

+1 Wounded Knee

Nothing worse than seeing a former teammate, leader, and inspiration leaving a trail of tears as he walks out the door, one Blackfoot following the other.

I’m guessing you work for Sports Illustrated?

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Not quite, Manziel never saw a shot he didn’t want to take.

Most of it is self published awfulness. If you have a Kindle, you can access it for free anyways through the lending library. You only get one book per month but given the quality, you really don’t need more.

Most of it is self published awfulness. If you have a Kindle, you can access it for free anyways through the lending…

The Capitals remains around the top of their conference

One of the toughest players in Finland was Koppi who played one game with a hurt shoulder because of his large antenna. He scored a numbers of goals and won the MVP. I remember this game well and he became a hero that is celebrated in the hall of fames. Great player and even greater star after his retirement. A lot of…

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

The hardest thing for the Klits would be that a lot of times, their offense would build momentum slowly by grinding it out, play after play, getting closer and closer to the goal, only to come up short and be disappointed and resentful.

So much for the Monday headline, “KLITORISES LICKED BY DOLPHINS.”

And unlike most Idiots On The Field, ESPN actually aired them!

The Aristocrats?

Elevation's Seniorita Horchata is excellent. Eli's right, though. Blue Moon's version is garbage.

(Bill Simmons, an incredibly pompous, self-absorbed lover of obscure references, almost certainly has like an unpublished list of greatest sports writers sitting around somewhere, and I guarantee you he is just as likely to know and have read Grantland Rice as he is to make a stupid, stupid post about Rush or George…

Nah the answer is the same as it is on the rest of the field. You can’t advance the ball on a fumble; anywhere else on the field the offense resumes possession at the spot of the fumble. It’s only spotted where it went out of bounds if the ball rolled backwards (which honestly sucks too).