Because you are dead inside, have no soul, and look at Donald Trump and think “Yes.... yes.... this man and his ideas should be given as much power as our society can grant.”

I have to assume dying at 11 AM is at least partially a conscious decision. If you’re old and have been up since 5, by 11 you’re faced with the option to go make yourself a sandwich for lunch, or die in your recliner.

I’ll give it a listen, but I’m pretty tired of rappers talking about pussy all the time.

You’re not lion.

C’mon, kid. If you want to hit a zebra you’ll need to get into dental school first.

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-d…

And get a train dirty? No thanks.

I’ve maintained from the beginning of this that of all the entrants in the epic clown joust that is the Republican nomination fight, Walker was the most evil. Carson is a paranoid loon, Trump is an idiot showman, Bush is a failure on par with his brother, Cruz is a soulless egoist with the face of a melted Muppet,…

This is a real person? She looks like a Japanese sex robot.

Bye Governor. You’ll be missed.

Throwing a punch while walking away is also the GOP alternative to Roe v. Wade.

The news about his hand is surprising, but I can say for sure that his girlfriend will not be shocked.

Jason Pierre Paw

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

To which JPP responded by giving them the finger.

The good lord told me that console games are a sin, and that only the pure at heart play PC.

It is in the Warship Worship Wednesday program, right between Michael Rowed The Boat To The Middle Of The Lake With Some Concrete And Rope and Nearer My Tire Iron To Thee.

After being on the waiting list 20 years, my father-in-law got rid of his season tickets 2 years ago because of this type of shit. They call him every week to see if he changed his mind. They want to charge him the same price for shittier seats and the ludicrous license fee while offering nothing in return. I…