Elevation's Seniorita Horchata is excellent. Eli's right, though. Blue Moon's version is garbage.

(Bill Simmons, an incredibly pompous, self-absorbed lover of obscure references, almost certainly has like an unpublished list of greatest sports writers sitting around somewhere, and I guarantee you he is just as likely to know and have read Grantland Rice as he is to make a stupid, stupid post about Rush or George…

Nah the answer is the same as it is on the rest of the field. You can’t advance the ball on a fumble; anywhere else on the field the offense resumes possession at the spot of the fumble. It’s only spotted where it went out of bounds if the ball rolled backwards (which honestly sucks too).

“It runs a Nvidia GeForce graphics, the latest Intel Core processecor, and a 12-hour battery. That battery life with all that power seems almost ridiculous.”

Because you are dead inside, have no soul, and look at Donald Trump and think “Yes.... yes.... this man and his ideas should be given as much power as our society can grant.”

I have to assume dying at 11 AM is at least partially a conscious decision. If you’re old and have been up since 5, by 11 you’re faced with the option to go make yourself a sandwich for lunch, or die in your recliner.

I’ll give it a listen, but I’m pretty tired of rappers talking about pussy all the time.

You’re not lion.

C’mon, kid. If you want to hit a zebra you’ll need to get into dental school first.

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-d…

And get a train dirty? No thanks.

I’ve maintained from the beginning of this that of all the entrants in the epic clown joust that is the Republican nomination fight, Walker was the most evil. Carson is a paranoid loon, Trump is an idiot showman, Bush is a failure on par with his brother, Cruz is a soulless egoist with the face of a melted Muppet,…

This is a real person? She looks like a Japanese sex robot.

Bye Governor. You’ll be missed.

Throwing a punch while walking away is also the GOP alternative to Roe v. Wade.

The news about his hand is surprising, but I can say for sure that his girlfriend will not be shocked.

Jason Pierre Paw

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.