To which JPP responded by giving them the finger.

The good lord told me that console games are a sin, and that only the pure at heart play PC.

It is in the Warship Worship Wednesday program, right between Michael Rowed The Boat To The Middle Of The Lake With Some Concrete And Rope and Nearer My Tire Iron To Thee.

After being on the waiting list 20 years, my father-in-law got rid of his season tickets 2 years ago because of this type of shit. They call him every week to see if he changed his mind. They want to charge him the same price for shittier seats and the ludicrous license fee while offering nothing in return. I…

A hot dog.

But who leads the team in shingles?

He has the unbelievable course record of 36, taking a two on every hole.

And now it's a gift from ... ?

Sometimes it’s worth it to come to Deadspin just for the epithets. “Sourdough fuckboy” does not disappoint.

Fuck Mexico fans. I know there have been a very small amount of issues with US fans doing this, but they shit they get away with at stadiums is disgraceful. They were throwing shit at Costa Rican players after that shit call. Against T&T there garbage was hailing on the guy taking the corner before they scored the…

While it’s true a majority of sharks don’t eat people, it’s also true a majority of the animals in the ocean that eat people are sharks. When will the so-called “moderate” sharks step up and condemn this violence?

Fuck you, buddy.

Actually, it was Sting and Jimmy Page who attacked the coach with the kettlebell. Diddy just stood around and said “Yeah! Uh huh!” a lot, then claimed the attack for himself.

It wouldn’t it wouldn’t be the first conversation Diddy ruined with a dumbass beat.

Nice, he got to be the jockey too?!

Nope. Nope. Nope. [insert nope.gif here]

As an archaeologist myself, I have to remind you that archaeology is based on the recognition of patterns drawn from as much cultural, temporal, and geographical data as is possible. Ritual activity may sound like a pat answer, especially when it's not presented with all of the information behind it (as is almost…