It’s all about class struggle. Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I shit on Lockheed’s time.

That will stop the *plop*, but not the report of your anus-gun firing out them turds. You’d still need some kind of butt-silencer

There’s a decent chance one of my cousins did this

Congratulations on your pending election, sir.

yes

Hockey has a problem with this shit - I swear it’s like a European soccer league sometimes. It’s going to take peer pressure AND harsh enforcement to stop this kind of garbage.

You are one triggered lib

You seem awful thirsty, sir or madam

That is still the whitest picture ever taken

You REALLY want to fuck this dude. I say go for it - be confident. Tell him all the nice things you’ve said about him here.

That guy’s a bitch like 50% of the time. Pay him no mind.

How do I mute this guy? Jesus H. Christ.

When I took Econ 101, billionaire tax avoidance schemes and international tax shelters weren’t on the syllabus. We mostly made graphs wherein we assumed that markets are free and rational and a good way to organize society. None of those things, it turns out, are true.

Ovechkin will score 9 times, but we (they? no. I suffered for too long - I’m claiming the “we”) will lose on an own goal when a clearing attempt deflects off of Kadri’s ass cheek, hits Brooks Orpik in the dick, and he head-butts it into the net as he bends down in agony.

God damn you. +1 bigger boat

Everyone knows the name has already been decided on. They’re the

Oooooh, you are red, mad, and nude online

Eh, I dunno - if the professional White House kitchen staff did it, then probably it was done appropriately. Now on the other hand, if they’re furloughed and Eric is working the kitchen...

I’m a veteran and I too am over the Troopification of everything. It’s so fucking oppressive. I served alongside some good people, and an equal or perhaps higher number of shitty people. I reject the idea that there’s anything inherently good or honorable about having served in the military (I don’t mean that the…

In my ignorance, I once ordered a “regular” coffee from them. I meant black, but apparently in Tim-speak that means you want them to dump sugar and cream into it. It was terrible, and I burned my tongue. Tim’s sucks.