Look, how’s he supposed to cover the rally from offstage? 

I don’t even know about “shady.” If you’re in a taxicab where I live, you’re on camera. It isn’t shady at all for an Uber driver to do the same for their own protection - imagine if Jameis Winston’s driver had some film of that business....

I get the impression that many, perhaps most, in Manitoba are Twins fans. Still, I think a Vancouver team would pull fans from Alberta at least, and if it lets me see baseball highlights from a team other than the fucking Blue Jays I am all in favor.

I distinctly recall that it had a joke about fucking a blue monkey, so I’m going to proceed from there

Letting Khalil Mack walk to get a chance to draft Nick Bosa is extremely Gruden

This guy changes diapers of relatively recent manufacture. Watch out though - that Blue Line Matter doesn’t alert you if there’s a turd in there

Just call this game South Georgia

Where would anyone get the idea that cops sympathize with white supremacists? Besides New York, or Charlottesville, or St. Louis, or Portland, or

Sports team CHAMPIONSHIP shirt. Vile.

You’re being inefficient. Everyone knows you pee while you shower.

He almost got in a fight with Ovechkin last week too, but the scrum broke things up before he could get Russian Machine-ed. If he fights Marchand I’ll be his #1 fan, though.

Yeah, I’m not prepared to hate on that banner. Getting asses in seats should be celebrated and encouraged.

No you aren’t.

Then again, good luck trying to get anything down the road if an old injury resurfaces or gets worse, or, say, your CTE flares up.

AFL games are a lot of fun to watch, even though I only have the loosest grasp of what’s happening. I got into it when an Aussie bartender in Banff had it on in a pub one night near closing - TSN broadcasts quite a few matches in Canada it turns out.

He’s employed because when he’s on the ice the other team is worried about what he’s going to do rather than where Ovechkin and Kuznetsov are. Whether you think that’s a good thing for the NHL or not depends on if you’re a Capitals fan (disclosure: I am).

+1 introspective solo album

That shit comes on right after Dinosaur Train. It always has some baller moves

Yep. It’s blaringly obvious even on the full-speed clip. He helps with the tackle, looks over, then pulls tight and twists until well after the whistle.

He’s a fine reminder that many pro hockey players don’t even really finish high school.