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I actually thought that was a real picture of Khan as a young man...

At Georgia Tech we firmly declare that Rudy Was Offsides

Ron Jeremy owns the Jags?

The team name shall, from this day forward, be pronounced “jag-you-ars”

Yeah, but the NFL won’t let him put his credentials on the back of his jersey. I guess he could add a roman numeral behind his name with the number of accusations. “Roethlisberger IV”

He’s a Packers fan. All that sausage makes their taints enormous

It’s the “Stampeders,” and yeah, they probably would. I mean, they have Bo Levi Mitchell as their QB.

That motherfucker was offsides and everyone knows it

I always assume it’s because one spouse or the other doesn’t trust their partner - same with joint Facebook accounts. I like to imagine them suspiciously going through the “sent” folder. “WHO THE FUCK IS ‘CUSTOMERSERVICE@MARRIEDDANCE.COM’, GREG?!”

Totally! And don’t get him started on how the Injuns never thanked us for all of that free reservation land and casino money. They would never have had that lifestyle if it weren’t for the white man.

...and Space Football, or whatever that stupid game was supposed to be!

Is there a way I can mute that prick?

Fucking A

Fuck this both-sidesism. White nationalism and openly flirting with Nazis isn’t in the same universe as saying, hey, brown and LGBTQ people exist and maybe shouldn’t be shit on for existing. 

Hey Grimes, don’t you have an album to write or something?

I can’t tell if you’re stupid or just joking

I see we’re still pretending to be British during soccer coverage. Unless he was actually wearing boots during the game, which would be kinda impressive.

If I was another coach competing with Leach for recruits, I’d start bringing up his MAGA-ness, especially to black kids. Do you really want to play for a guy who sticks up for Trump publicly and often? If they haven’t started doing it already, they’re missing out.

“We must stop the leakers” said Bucks assistant GM R. Kelly.