Get fucked, Wilbon.

That’s a quality burn. In three days he shall roll away the medicine ball from the door of the tomb

Jesus Christ. Women are monsters!

Except Marchessault was fine, so maybe, just this once, the refs didn’t fuck it up. Until they ignored Perron jumping on the ice to tangle with Ovi afterward, that is.

(and maybe Donald Trump cheated on his wife)

...and they put together the assembly robots right there too, to make sure it’s authentic.

No.

Heh. I’m picturing that dude who has to go everywhere with the cup standing on camera behind Putin, with a fresh shiner, saying that he has voluntarily decided to live with the Cup in Russia

That’s nice. We’ll wait while you check era-adjusted stats, or maybe we should let Ovi shoot against goalies who stand upright the entire time.

Hey, me too! Luckily the kids were in bed so I didn’t have to explain why daddy was using bad words when he was happy

A widely shared opinion isn’t a trope. It turns out that people hold conflicting postions on things all the time and don’t like to be forced to deal in absolutes. Do I think Barstool is shitty? Yes. Do I like PFT and his stuff? Also yes. In a perfect world he’d be doing his schtick for Deadspin or some other outfit…

Yeah, they did Gallant dirty with the way they fired him. I’m glad to see him do so well with this group, and if the Caps don’t make it I’m rooting Vegas all the way.

Just wait, Vegas. One day a Forsberg-for-Erat trade is coming your way and you’ll know our suffering.

It’s true. Check out all these white guys

Yes, trust the system to not detain you illegally forever.

Honestly... yes? I don’t know - I mean, if nothing else we knew a lot about each other’s pooping and wiping style

<stares lovingly at gun>

I had a case of Saddam’s Revenge in the summer time in Iraq, and it struck when the nearest toilet to me was a port-a-john on the FOB. Did I shit with the door propped all the way open with my rifle in order to avoid being broiled to death? Reader, I certainly did.

My college football coach took the doors off the stalls in the locker room because it would make us closer as a team if we could see each other shit. This was at a P5 program....

It is SAD that they didn’t know who Bondra is, but you’ll have a hard time convincing anyone that Ovechkin isn’t the greatest Caps player of all time.