He did look dangerous, but he didn’t produce much in terms of the score sheet. I was surprised.

Well, Malkin didn’t do anything either, but Crosby and Guentzel sure.

re: Schmidt, you’d have a hard time finding a Capitals fan last summer that wasn’t furious that the GM let him go. We knew how good he is. Barry Trotz just hates playing young guys.

One team drafted TWO separate Jaydens. Another took Kai and Mekai. Will they be best friends or rivals?

After reviewing your previous statements, the call on the ice is overturned. You are not a Caps fan.

The criteria for “taking out” sure got softer recently.

Nah, buddy. Pretty much every NHL arena has ice thickness between 1 and 1.25 inches.

It’s the friendly beer!

Will this actually work? I mean, at least 40% of Republican voters must have some idea that Hillary Clinton is not running in their local congressional election.

Holy shit, you’re right!

I’ve been doomed to the greys for my many years on Kinja- related sites, which sucks. I’m guessing countless people like me, who aren’t shitposters and might possibly say something interesting, are doomed to never having their comments seen because of the system.

There’s a 99% chance that the only thing he knows that word from is the song “Rico Suave”

...or you just slashed the goaltender’s glove hand after he covered the puck. Then you gotta pay.

The farting thing: it’s weightlifting. I dare you NOT to fart while trying to power clean some ungodly amount of weight. It’s miracle more of them don’t poop themselves.

How can they show NHL games if NBC has the rights?

...and yet no one comes pining for my people’s lutefisk. The world is unfair.

100% agree. And now that they’re sending someone there after the reward challenge it’s somehow even less interesting. I know they want to have a potential advantage come back in time for tribal, but it isn’t working. The stakes would be a lot more compelling if they person sent to ghost had to sit out the immunity…

So, can someone clarify for me when the idols come back after being used? I seem to remember them returning as soon as they’d been played, but is that only after the merge or something? Otherwise, why the fuck weren’t the three on the bottom searching for it?

The army isn’t responsible for veterans, that’s the VA. Separate budget. Still, I’m sure keeping costs down was a motivation. The Army gets a lot less money per capita than the AF and Navy, and I’m guessing a lot of the gear for this boondoggle will have to come from bases all over the eastern half of the country (or…

The debate over using definite articles in road names is alway amusingly regional. If you said something like the following in DC, people would look at you like you had a dick growing out of your forehead: “I’m on the Pennsylvania Ave, and I’ll be turning right onto the 14th Street, heading for the bridge to the 395…