I’m swinging WITH him and his millenial, former-personal-assistant-while-he-was-married-to-another-woman wife

The problem is that kids have to pay that price too, and that sucks.

Yeah, but I’m pretty sure the follow-on line is “They were fucked there by a man / in a factory downtown”

A man can never be poor when they have the love of your mother

Stay mad online, landlord.

Of course this dickhead is a landlord

Now somebody’s getting beaned with a 40lb piece of granite

This whole conversation mostly just makes me sad that we don’t get to see these guys in the Olympics this time

Maybe not, but there is a lingo/terminology gap between soccer dorks and passing-interest fans: boots, kit, the word “pace”, the insistence on British-style plural verbs (are vs. is) for teams, and so on.

Counterpoint: fuck the NHL, I want to see the best players compete for their countries

I hate that this is probably true. They’d leave someone like Seth Jones at home in favor of Brooks Orpik (who I like very much but is definitely a 3rd-pair guy at best right now)

This is quality trolling

You’re exaggerating a little bit. Sure, Canada would be the team to beat, but it’s not like Matthews, Eichel, et al are turds

I think it’s a business phone number and publicly available anyway

I wasn’t imply that I don’t believe you - sorry if it came off that way. I was just trying to clarify that it was probably somebody else’s helicopter. The H-60, -47, -64, -58, and -72 series helicopters used by the US army don’t have spotlights. They have landing lights, but I don’t think they can point them at…

Army helicopters don’t have spotlights

You seem to misunderstand how it works here. You can’t ignore a jury summons without penalty. The earlier comment was referring to people asking to be excused from duty (which isn’t too hard to do).

My apologies for the unfounded accusations of canuckism. I should keep it civil.

You must be Canadian - that’s the only place I’ve heard people refer to walleye as pickerel. In MN (and everywhere else in the US, as far as I’ve traveled) they’re walleye. Pickerel are a species of the genus Esox, related to northern pike found in a wide range of the North America.

My wife’s a vet and this raw food shit for pets makes her crazy. Raw meat often has salmonella and e. coli. Your dogs licks its own asshole, then licks you. Either it’s going to get sick or you are.