Christ, that was unbelievable. A whole planet of excellent writers and they go with Bob Dylan.

Well, we all know JoePa didn’t look out for kids

Nothing makes me block ads (or scripts) faster than auto-play videos. If I can’t avoid them I’ll stop going to sites altogether

I got ‘em at -4.5 on Friday, and I don’t even care. I’ve been tortured for damn near 40 years by the Vikings but they can’t take this one away from us.

That’s wild. If I’m ever in Queensland I might spend a lot of time waiting for people to finish their sentences.

Is this some Ontario shit or something? I’m not Canadian, but I’ve been out west for a while and have never heard anyone say it.

The classic “eh” has morphed to “hey” in Alberta, btw.

What’s even stupider is that the rod wasn’t just rigged backwards, he had the wrong-hand reel on it (I can explain further if anyone cares - basically it was set up to reel in using the opposite hand from what he uses). That means it wasn’t his reel and he never looked at it until too late, or he has never done this…

I despoil the earth in a four-count motion

Brown’s just lucky he’s not woman...

While I take your point, Gainesville is nowhere near the beach. It’s basically hot-as-hell pine woods in the middle of the state.

No, YOU da ho.

Thanks for making the reply. I wasn’t going to get worked up about being called a liar on the internet, and you handled it beautifully.

Or Matt Cassel!

No, they’re not. I have both, I make both, and the smoked ribs are ALWAYS better

I’m guessing the Browns, Broncos, and Cardinals would be interested if the trade deadline weren’t already past.

This is a great tactic if you want the populace to treat you as a hostile, occupying army. I know from experience!

Hi Jed. Welcome to Deadspin.

Holy shit - that was also the only Vikings game I have been to, AND we ended up with shitty obstructed view seats - we probably sat together. Nice to meet you again - that was me, my brother, and my dad in the Vikings gear. Fuck FedEx Field and fuck Dan Snyder.

Hungry Howie’s is definitely my favorite cheap-ish chain pizza place. Cajun crust! Too bad it’s not available more widely.

Goddammit