Yes, welcome. Here it is called “hot takes” when you do so.

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Scranton: The Electric City

No fucking way. Is this real?

Fucking G__ A________. No, I won’t say or type his name.

It IS an attractive filming location, what with the downtown being devoid of people most of the time. Really helps for those apocalyptic shots.

Boy, all these twenty-somethings upset about the Lions’ futility in their lifetime.... Don’t worry, fellas - you’ll be able to type the same thing far more credibly in 10 or 20 years.

Sounds like De Grasse might be the man to beat at the next Olympics. He’s worth keeping an eye on.

Salty Canadian is salty. Actually, a Salty Canadian sounds like a good name for an obscure sex act, or maybe a type of sandwich.

Go Gata

trust-fund Lloyd Christmas

I think they should go with the Las Vegas Cutthroats - for the Lahontan Cutthroat Trout, of course. It’s the state fish and it looks cool.

Are you... me? I left when I was five, but still....

This is fake, right? I mean, he writes like a stupid undergraduate, not someone who, theortetically, should have a PhD. That first email looks like something an internet troll would write, trying to stir up trouble.

I can’t tell if you’re being shitty or if this is a sincere comment. Add emojis or a meme or something.

He obviously misspoke. The correct usage is “West fuckin’ Virginia”

Hee hee! +1

Possibly. Although I think some funding for schools might be on a per-pupil basis, so I guess it would come down to whether the gain in teacher time/availability for other students offsets the loss of a (theoretically, at least) well-behaved student and the funding that comes with them. I honestly don’t know - I’d be…

NOBODY SAY IT

There are two easy solutions to that problem. One: play the games on the nearest weekend or Christmas Day, or two, and this is my favorite: tell the stuffy pricks at the Rose Bowl to fuck off and schedule it on New Year’s Day anyway.