I’m shocked at how common this is. I too found some nudie mags in the woods, buried under some pine straw in a plastic bag.

It’s just because of the way Montreal’s stadium is laid out. Other CFL stadiums put the teams on opposite sides like normal. Source: I went to an Alouettes game during my bachelor party.

Nah, just some hot glue and an Everlasting Gobstopper

Beer and Trout pretty much describes my two favorite pastimes.

They had better nickname their arena “Bat Country”

This looks like a rip-off of a (pretty bad) Daily Beast article from a week or two ago. The article implied, as this one does, that vets make some sizable share of their income by doing declawing procedures and want to continue to do so for pecuniary reasons.

I generally agree with your point, except perhaps to say that the staged, kabuki fights in hockey are far less common these days. Teams seem to have discovered that face-punchers are defensive liabilities, so honest-to-goodness fights (if there is such a thing) happen more than they used to.

19, in Ontario. But he touched the same number of balls that day.

#RememberTheFive

Well, Juarez and the Mexicans did eventually drive the French out, so I’d say they won.

You gotta get one of those tall bar tables with a long tablecloth.

Yeah, but only because hangingbrain@deadspin.com goes straight to Magary’s spam folder.

....and this is why I don’t do much tweetering. Call it a risk-reduction strategy.

Why the fuck would a stadium in San Diego need a retractable roof?

What’s silly is that Sportsnet/CBC has broadcast teams covering several series, and NBC shares content with them all the time. Seems like it would be easy to work with them to get neutral coverage of every series. Then again, that means America gets exposed to Glenn Healy and the sonorous 1950's style of Bob Cole.

Sounds like something a progressive liberal would say, you progressive liberal.

I think it’s safe to assume that a female VP would move into the White House as well, so that the Prez and Veep could go to the powder room together to gossip.

I like to pretend that he’s secretly a German art-film savant who is mocking capitalism from the inside, and the random noun capitalization is one of his few tells.

Funny, the CBC broadcast was quite similar. That anal fissure Glenn Healy was like, “Now the Caps are in trouble. They’re only up one goal, scored on the power play, so this is definitely just like the Rangers series last year, where they also only scored one goal.”

It’s no Nordeast :D