Unfortunately, I think there’s a decent chance that the NHL will take it easier on him than they should, both because of the looming playoffs and because he’s a star player. He only got one fucking game for that Jeff Carter slash to the face, because it was in the Western Conference Finals.

Keith is a dirty motherfucker. Exhibit A: elbowing Daniel Sedin in the head. Exhibit B: slashing Jeff Carter in the face.

You could try new friends, I suppose. Or throw away your computer, phone, and tablet and move to a cabin in Idaho.

Do we have any sort of data to support the idea that the formerly-legal variety of chop block was actually more dangerous? Anecdotes are cool and all, but I bet it wouldn’t take too much searching to find someone hurt badly by a regular-ass block gone wrong.

Sign me up for the Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint bandwagon. This sounds like an intriguing food item.

+1 post-emancipation British colonial labor policy

What about Minnesota? The current backup is Shaun Hill, and he is heading into year 15. Seems like they might be interested in a backup for Bridgewater who’s not so long in the tooth, if the price is right.

I booked a seat on a Delta flight, but when I got to the seat selection page, all of the coach seats showed as full. I did not pick a seat, and when I got my boarding pass I still had no seat assignment (had to get it at the gate). At the gate, boom, first class.

...I think that would be worth it for the Leafs. Until they drive Subban away to the Panthers with mismanagement and media pressure, where he wins 6 cups in a row

If they move him, where would it rank on the list of all-time stupid trades?

I think he means that they are not paid market rates or a traditional salary that correlates to their hours worked and ability.

It’s just awful. They are our neighbors, and it’s heartbreaking. The local media has mostly respected their request for privacy, which is decent of them. I just can’t help thinking how this is something I might well have done as a teenager myself. God knows I did some stupid shit, and I’m lucky (like so many other…

They’re my neighbors :-( Tough times around here.

Heyo! Mormony, mo’ problems, amiright?

Only if they’re standing. If they’re seated, he’ll have to gaze at Wideman’s nipples.

Ironic, but standard practice in the NHL. Fines go to help old players, not back into the NHL’s pocket.

It always seems to be worst during the first major snowfall of the fall/winter. All the idiots with lift-kit pickups are still driving like they’re late for an appointment at the Fort Mac VD clinic.

That honky can GROWL!

Yeah, but when you bring your laptop inside, all that stuff is going to ice up. Better get an extension cord so you can plug it in.

“Stanford Sailing Alum” just about sums it up. He should play touch football with Christopher Walken’s family in “Wedding Crashers” to complete the image.