I read this and felt like you were looking at me. STOP IT.

As an O's fan... you can have Roberts. I'm pretty sure you have to be on the field in order for the PED's to have a positive effect.

Randy Johnson, murder.

"When I like to feel allegent, I wear cashmere."

It's not like any other Alabama fans will catch it.

Bourbon or scotch, straight up. Or rye if you really want to look like you know what you're doing. Add some ice if you need to cut it. The first few sips take some getting used to but people will be impressed if you can drink them down without making a face. You'll be a man among boys.

Yes, but I'd wager Yao Ming looks small next to Greg Oden

The Broncos immediately regretted having their accused executives help out around the stadium.

Anyone else remember Mr Walker vs. Mr Wheeler?

You probably shouldn't help with potty training then.

That is a great idea.

What's the deal with the Star Wars fanboy obsession over Boba Fett?

How long do I have to wait to resume hating Boston and all their fans?

Drew, wouldn't NFL Head Coaches Week be the highest-rated Jeopardy week of all time? Assuming regular categories (not football themed or dumbed down like for celebrities), who would win?

Red: [narrating] In 2013, Adam Scott escaped from Augusta victorious. All they found of him was a muddy green jacket, a bar of soap, and an sand wedge, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take 14-under-par to wear that jacket off the course. Old Adam did it in less than ten. Oh, Adam loved…

Makes my day when this happens. If you really want to have some fun reply-all "please remove me from this distribution list" and get your popcorn ready as people start blindly responding in tune. Eventually someone, usually from IT, will point out that it's a corporate wide directory and you can't be removed. Then…

Oh God, the Reply-all "STOP REPLYING-ALL!" are the best, especially on a huge email chain like this where there's a deliverly delay of up to 20 minutes.

The "reply all" to get people to stop "replying all" is honestly my favorite part about working in BIG BUSINESS. The sheer stupidity of my fellow employees and even a few of the higher up executives is fascinating. I'm always tempted once a month to send out a random reply all just to get the whole thing started…

Someone just accidentally sent a scanned document to a company-wide (30,000+) distribution list. The number of morons replying-all that they're not the intended recipient is astounding. It's basically a company-wide intelligence test. I'm up to 187 replies in my inbox. Idiots.