*here...act like you've been here before Drew!

Are you ready for the longest three months ever? Having to suffer through the NBA/NHL playoffs to get to football season is the worst. I guess it is better than nothing, but just barely.

The "reply all" to get people to stop "replying all" is honestly my favorite part about working in BIG BUSINESS. The sheer stupidity of my fellow employees and even a few of the higher up executives is fascinating. I'm always tempted once a month to send out a random reply all just to get the whole thing started…

I was in the bathroom the other day when I noticed a spider on the floor. I'm barefooted at the time, so I decide to get it with a piece of toilet paper and let the toilet do the rest. I flush him down with no regrets, get my shower, and come back out to find the spider swimming around the sides of the toilet,…

Nether portal probably more likely a world of warcraft reference. The dark portal looks quite similar. Super nerd.