He sits in front of the TV all day laughing at Paw Patrol. He’s stoned!

I’ve often thought that being a toddler must be very similar to being drunk. All wobbly, bad decision making and occasional vomiting and incontinence.

how could anyone support a President who put Dijon mustard on a burger, rose a tan suit, took off his jacket in the Oval Office, played basketball and used a selfie stick? The horror! Now, treason, that’s perfectly acceptable. 

You think you could fill 6 hours of radio a day? Do you? Do you think you could do that? Fill 6 hours of radio a day? That’s something I’d like to see you try. I’d like to see you try filling 6 hours of radio a day, because I don’t think you could fill 6 hours of radio a day. It’s very hard to fill 6 hours of radio a…

If you're a star quality player, it does raise your public profile. Think of how many Mets, Jets and Giants games are on national TV despite none of them having been relevant for years.

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

Good.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

I remember the time Miami brought their turnover chain to the Orange Bowl in 2017. That was fun.

Yeah, the title, lack of description on the podcast app, altered music, and “joining me for perhaps the final time...” all had me pretty terrified.

I heard Ray Lewis’s voice when reading this.

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.

Ned Yost as Walmart greeter is really on-point.

Glass was a former CEO of Walmart and ran the team like Walmart.

People think running a hotel or bar in a busy tourist area is easy money, but most of them don’t realize that you’re chipping off 10% to the weather guy right from the start.

The Jokic kid is a terrific player, very well rounded. Jokic is terrific, very well rounded, Jokic is terrific, very well rounded......I know Monzo really likes him.....and of course you have David Lilliard as well

People that aren’t subjected to Mike on a nearly daily basis will have no idea how spot on this is. +1. Back after this.

Well, fuh stahtiz, Pawtlind has Lillid, and da Kid from Lehigh. Denvuh has da European kid one a da Plumlees.