All professional sports rely on the fact that their participants are physical anomalies.

It actually much more likely that the original designs looked like the ‘fix’ you saw, but were rejected by those in charge for insanely stupid reasons.

I’m 90% certain they’re only going to be changing the face.  Like there’s no easy way to fix the body without re-doing animation.  That would set them back a year.  There’s no way.  

Leaked footage of the new design found.

Going by the trailer, I don’t think anyone’s confident that the story will be any good.

The golden ring of hell.

Oh brother... All the poor VFX artists slaving away in front of their computers from now until November working 22 hour days on the fucking Sonic The Hedgehog movie. It sounds like the lowest ring of hell.

One of the (not the only) ways to look at the reason separate some men’s and women’s sports exist is that there are 2 statistically different populations out there, and that lumping them together would be inherently unfair (or uninteresting, if you prefer) to one population.

Counterpoint:

In only their second season! Some teams wait decades to finally get screwed in the playoffs.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

It doesn’t matter, even when you find the button you still Jizyah Shorts anyways.

Self Check-out/ express:

I’ve mounted a TV before

Who the hell thinks Back To The Future ISNT a sci-fi movie? It has time travel! What kind of moronic question is that.

I’m just commenting so I don’t get fined.

You wish. This is going to be the 2020 version of a Rickroll.

Pope Thrower = Jon Snow

Chastity Gooch-Fant vs. Rev. Pix Butt was a gut-wrenching decision. I acquiesced to my inner 9 year-old and voted for the good Reverend, but I fear his time may be up.

Thanks. Turns out I’m an even bigger idiot than I thought Luis was.