Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutal.

They should have said “The good US soccer team” to be more clear.

When in the FUCK will these people go AWAY?  Please make it stop.  Please just let them be disappeared or Thanos’d or anything that removes them from life.  God I hate them all.

I want to add my voice to those who insist that the Expos have no connection, even tenuous, to the Washington Natinals, emotional or otherwise. MLB, Jeffrey Loria and David Samson stole our team, and where it eventually landed matters not to us.

“which, do you most, can’t, the least?” sorry for some reason this is all I could think of reading her quotes

My wife always says my sexiest quality is my stoicism and prioritization capabilities.

I LOVE YOU AND LOVE EATING PASTRAMI WITH YOU, MY HUMAN HUSBAND.  WE DO ENJOY THE HUMAN ACT OF EATING SANDWICHES AND ARE IN NO WAY ROBOTS.  COME, LET US ENJOY SOME HUMAN PASTRAMI AND DELICIOUS NEHI COLA.

You are a workmanlike husband who provides support calmly and efficiently. Your proactive approach to love is achieving a new paradigm. 4 out of 5 stars.

I have an even easier trick to see who wrote the article--the byline!

Fox needs more dudes on their broadcast. Everything is always better with more dudes! BRING IN MORE DUDES!!!

Chuck’s got a lot of gambling debts.

Let’s check in on Shaq's integrity when Shake Shack expands to China.

Yes, because kids in the early 00s weren’t chucking up fantastic bricks from 30+ feet out while yelling “Kobe!”

You mean “least entertaining all star” or future HoFer surely, because Harden is 100% more entertaining than, I dunno, Frank Kaminsky, or anyone who suited up for the Knicks in 2019.

It’s that whole fucking offense revolves around iso with Harden or a 4 on 4 play with Harden standing out of the play with his hands on his hips like Forrest Gump.

Not with that attitude you can’t. I mean, have you even seen Michael Jackson’s Black or White video?

James Harden will be a lot more entertaining to watch this season, if only to see Russell Westbrook’s reactions.

It is a XXXL that doesn’t come close to fitting, but it also cost like $5 and how could I pass up that chance to own something so cursed.

I saw a Sixers one in Goodwill once and even for me it was clear that I could not buy it. It was too big, but it was the equivalent of bringing home a Chucky.

What are you willing to offer for my Andrew Bynum Cavs jersey?