he shot over former Trail Blazer Raymond Felton

If you get owned by a Krassenstein, then you have to kill yourself, right?  I mean, that's it.  That's the end.

It’s like fucking Outrage Mad Libs with these morons.

I want to know who the other reporter was.

What’s amazing about these guys and O’Keefe is that some right wing think tank is paying them good money to act like imbeciles.

Still only the second-worst gaffe I’ve seen at a press conference: I work in higher ed communications and public relations and once had the president of a university I was working for say something truly fucking stupid and baffling and out of place at a press conference, then say “Umm...that was off the record, by the…

Jacob Wohl and his father David are just really...curious?...people. I mean, we’ve all met bumbling dip shits and grifters and liars, but what the fuck happened to the Wohl family for them to be like this?

Jacob’s last two pressers have been fucking hysterical, and the entire “Top Notch Intelligence” website or…

I just left a hipster coffee shop.  It was PACKED with former Dallas Cowboys practice squad rejects talking about how shoe companies funnel money to players for NCAA recruiting efforts.

I was going to call Wohl and incompetent James O’Keefe, but I realized that was redundant.

i sparked a silent one in bed one night that woke up my girlfriend just by smell. i call it the fart that ate santa monica

I always find it very hard to understand how Europeans have the reputation of being sophisticated compared with Americans when I read shit like this. American sports culture is absolute crap but nothing I can think of is nearly as toxic as European soccer culture (really hoping that “soccer” pisses one of them off and…

Akin to the soccer scarf story.

“Walls, very good. They work great. Everyone on the Night’s Watch knows it, who don’t the dumb dems?”
Later: “Too bad about the wall. The Night King is just like the Dems, destroying our beautiful walls to allow all the murderers into our great country.”

Yeah, I can’t stand Greenwells’ food takes. It’s one thing to be wrong, I personally like a miniature Mr. Goodbar, but it’s another thing to be lazy about your bad food takes.

You want a bad candy bar? Eat a Mr. Goodbar sometime. So it’s got peanuts. Big fucking deal.

Oberyn Martell [crowd boos], Oh yes, they said “Oh, the Mountain was so meat to him” [points to media]. Well, I know something about the Martell’s, let me tell you. I know where he came from. Those people are not so nice down there, let me tell you.

I forgot where I read it, but someone was making the argument for why these people were so bad at... well pretty much everything... and the crux of it was they’ve existed in an echo chamber of of healthy fox news diet. The only form of argument these idiots have been exposed to is how much they can all agree with each…

HE CANT EVEN OPEN AN E-TRADE ACCOUNT

I don’t even want the dumbass Conservative friends I have now!

I have no friends and desperately need some, but I certainly wouldn’t be friends with these clowns.