it was a groupon deal he only spent like 3 grand

I honestly don’t think he wonders that.

Only if the Raven and Harbaugh lose a game because of it.

I think we can agree that Thursday Night Football is somehow a Madden simulation using the engine from 2034; the graphics are indistinguishable from reality but the physics still aren’t quite right.

Oh please do it, Thibs. Watching the animosity that would eventually take shape with CP3, The Beard, Melo, and Jimmy Buckets sharing a court and locker room would almost be the 5th Man they need to have their own Banana Boat

coaching the suns is one of those jobs that no american would do which is why they had to get an immigrant to do it

Proving “Cheesebutt” wrong by giving even less of a shit is a bold strategy.

I couldn’t resist, Curt was so incomprehensible I had to click on his link. I’ll give Breitbart’s lawyer this, he chooses a visually pleasing font for his official formal letters in which he rants for six pages about various Jew-related conspiracy theories. I’m sure it will look very nice hanging up framed on a wall…

He was busy anyways planting bombs in George Soros mailbox so probably couldn’t make it.

Jimmy Butler was pulling this stuff back in Chicago. He would say stuff like “I’m the best point guard on the team” knowing it would cause a rift between Rose and Noah. Or he would state that he and Wade were the only guys playing hard when 1) it wasn’t true and 2). it alienated every non-Wade player in the…

“AAAARGHGHHHHGHHHHHGH MY FAAAAACE” - Harvey Dent

Cripes, he posted that his doctors were optimistic on October 1st, and two weeks later he passes away. Either he was putting on a brave public face, or something really screwy happened.

Teams about to play the Ravens run a promotion that gets a fan into an actual NFL game. Then, when Flacco lines up at WR, the winner gets to line up against him.

We almost hit a rabbit on the way home from dinner a few nights ago. My 9-year-old daughter said, “It’s okay. Bunnies are a renewable resource.”

It wouldn’t bother me. My old man told me from a very early age that a man doesn’t throw his dinner out just because there’s a little extra seasoning on it. He should just be glad he’s not going hungry. Then he winked and clarified he was talking about the clap. Then he dropped me off at my tee-ball game so he could…

*clap*

As a man he’s heartbroken, but as a pitcher he has to respect a curve this devastating

She realized if she married him she would have to watch White Sox games all of the time.

Why not?

Probably her punishment for coming in two pounds overweight.