Remember to let that Lays bag breathe a little after you open it, I’m sorry aerate.

Hue: widely available, good colour spectrum

Hue: widely available, good colour spectrum

He didn’t like my response : (

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

That is a seriously fucking hipster catastrophe.

But you assume that travellers of the class who own Birkins and travel with them are actually handling any other luggage! Carrying a bag other than in the crook of one’s arm risks pulling one’s ensemble askew, and furthermore renders the display of the bag far less photogenic.

I learned the secret from another poster. Just click on the number right beside the little star icon. Then you should see the number increase by 1 and see the 'you recommended a post' pop-up. Try it! It works!

I’ve made donations to PP in the names of several conservative politicians. John Boehner’s office actually called me, confused, the first time I did it to him. It was pretty awesome.

Stop insulting tools, tools are useful.

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

This face is the face of a woman that is so unbelievably creeped out that she’s contemplating smashing her chair against the face of the toupeed douchebag skeezeball next to her.

“(That’s it, I’m) never watching this news channel again you gay rights advocating atheists, jesus will not be happy with you.

Well, bless his pointed little head, the special snowflake.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

She is a devout knight of the proletariat.

I was one of those adoptable kids. I have every intention of being misguided/simply stupid when I’m ready to have kids because being adopted fucking sucked and I want children that are biologically related to me.

Julianne Moore.

I saw them walk down the street together once. They were perfect. Eleven feet tall and blindingly beautiful. The whole world stopped to admire them and then we wept.